wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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