Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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