i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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