i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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