As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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