What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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