help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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