Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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