If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
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facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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