we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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