my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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