Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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