is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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