Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
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Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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