would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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