So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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