All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
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She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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