the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
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