Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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