I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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