I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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