All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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