I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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