So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
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Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
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We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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