You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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