i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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