do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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