are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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