no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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