I must be too annoying 4 u.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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