party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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