This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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