if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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