That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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