I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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