I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Randomize
