i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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