I need help removing her.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
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I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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