i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
You did what with his pubic hair?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
