just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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