Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Brb crying the tears of my youth
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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