so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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