If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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