So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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