I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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