You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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