okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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