trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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