I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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