i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
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Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
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Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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