Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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