what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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