Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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