i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
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Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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