..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Randomize
