I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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