So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
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Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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