I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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