i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
no you cant smoke seaweed
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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